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199x - 2004 

I am the Queen of the East End now residing in Surrey, as you will be able to tell from this fine photographic portrayal I'm for more elegant and beautiful than my daughter Smudgie. It is a little rural here for a diamond queen but I suppose I will get used to it - they all talk a little posher round 'ere I've noticed. Still I get my jellied fish (just like the stuff I used to get from the pie 'n mash shop round the corner) so things can't be too bad. That daughter of mine Smudgie has become right lazy since she stopped being an Eastender, right soft I'd say!!! Still oi gives 'er a good old run for her money (and food) from time to time to keep her fighting fit. I keep tellin' 'er if she don't toughen up she won't get any dinner!